Weeaboo Wednesday

THE BOIS GET HARD, on their review of the gemtastic Land of the Lustrous. Coming back from their winter vacation, they break into the seinen cgi anime about gems doing gem things who try to fight off being poached by people on the moon. Mark reveals himself as a gem bigot, Michael proposes a Michael Clone based economy.

The bois dig into another anime about fucking someone's little sister in this week's episode about A Little Sister's All You Need. The boys talk about problematic faves in anime, Michael compares Big Bang Theory to Atomic Bombs, Mark has big questions about alien dicks, both of them have a shameful realization, spoiler, that they like this stupid anime.

The boys put their detective shoes and sunday best to court Doki Doki literature club! Listen as the dumpster detectives dive right into this FREE dating sim and experience new vistas of horrible revelation! Michael reveals why you dont give women your blood, Mark talks about setting a scene, the boys get more than they bargain for in this anime autopsy Our producer Jeanine steps in to provide back up and chill Mark with her trademark laugh

A day late, but here is the Halloween episode, and we care far more about it being Wednesday then it being a holiday. The boys decide to dive into a bunch of spooky scary manga. We look into Ibitsu, Seeds of Anxiety, and PTSD radio and then promptly try to drink away our fears of dirty women and very very very short horror stories. Michael and Mark then get spooked out more about a shared being that seemed to be following them in their childhoods.

The bois go to HELL and beligerently talk about 7 MORTAL SINS not to be mistaken for 7 DEADLY Sins, another anime different entirely. They waste 4 hours of their lives on this flaming titty train crash and try to pick through the burning wreckage for anything good. Michael has an oddly touching take away from the anime, Mark talks through an overflowing mouth about Welsh accents. Their words are as angry and sharp as their erections!

The boys get ready to tear down the bourgeoisie in this anime autopsy of Neo Yokio. The streets are rife with the fat cat's gold in this Netflix anime made by Ezra Koeing and Mark and Michael are ready to take sweaty crowbars to it. Mark blows his top about racing (a topic he is surprisingly knowledgeable about), Michael screams about the rich in his chinese cartooons.

So we had a little mix up of animes, this week is about 7 DEADLY Sins, the most shonen anime about shonen protagonists doing shonen things. The boys get sloshed and talk about half remembered things in the shonen genre. Michael talks about how rad One Piece is, Mark also talks how rad One Piece. The take away is that One Piece is Rad.

The boys take notes on this week's episode about DEATH NOTE the Netflix movie! Michael takes a side seat while Mark rants and raves about the movie comparing it to the original source. The Producer Jeanine steps out from the shadows to throw shade at Mark. Michael talks about his early forays into fashion. Mark gets ousted for having big titted women on his phone.

This week the boys get mythical and give their first impressions on A Centaur's Life. Girls look at each other's vaginas, the political police enforce equality language, snake people reveal that they don't, in fact, control the government. Michael breaks out of his cage after doing just fine, Mark does a spit spit take. The boys talk a lot about rice.

The boys log in to Legendary Age to watch NETOGE NO YOME. Listen as they stumble drunkenly though memories of yesteryore and sip at boba while bathing in the trash light vomited through the computer screen in the form of this 12 episode anime whose stakes continue to dwinidle as it goes on. Michael reveals a jarring memory from being 10 and in Texas, Mark talks about the miracle of we both have lady friends.

The boys get throat deep in trash again in the Anime Autopsy of Eromanga Sensei. Mark defends his choice in waifu while issuing a clarification on the rules of engagement for Waifu of the Week. Michael momentarily peeks at the machinations of anime. Both of them scream drunkenly into the void. A tender moment is shared then immediately thrown in the trash. PS: as a reminder we will be switching over to bi-weekly (once every 2 weeks)for the time being.

Things get spooky at the dumpster as the boys get their whips and crosses and storm into a post mortem of the new Castlevania Netflix Series! The boys teach you new words like pogrom, talk about the place of groovy women, and speak about the dark magics of American made animation (Or AMERIME). Mark surprises everyone with his bestial waifu, Michael talks about Churches and anime and what they do to groovy women.

This week the boys taker another slice of the slice of life cake with the short series of "I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying". The boys talk about Nazis and Pedophiles within the first 5 minutes. Mark reveals another "being assaulted by a naked woman painted in ash from the chimney so she is camouflaged" kink, Michael talks about the averted crisis of Michael Town.

The boys are back in town and they are still trash! This week is a medley of topics brought on by a mismanaged portioning of vodka. A new patented technique is revealed and discussion is had in a drunken sloo. Mark reveals THE Jewish Cabal, Michael introduced our new loli president. The dumpster is everflowing.

The boys get a little close and dive into a drunken rant at Eromanga Sensei! Listen as the boys go into past shenanigans and attempt to stitch together a better taste of anime than little sister's sweat! Mark goes into how the boys can get the taste of incest out of their mouths, Michael talks about how cool of an anime protagonist he was. They talk about porn at the end too.

This week the boys dream deep with their talk about Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. They dive deep into unnerving horror and how directing can really make or break it. Mark talks about alien genitalia, Michael rants about BART stops. Both get super spooky.

The boys get dirty with feelings in their review of Nozoki Ana, or Peephole in English. The boys talk about past feelings and some fragments of their relationships in a a surprisingly genuine episode of this garbage fire. Mark outs himself as a crying mess in the shadow of a smut rag, Michael reveals a crucal character vulnerability; his fragile glass like body. Both the boys choke on mouthfuls of emotion, and vodka.

The bois GET CRISPY HOT in this episode side-eyeing and reviewing HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS a Korean SMUT/HENTAI. Tune in for the first half to listen to Mark and Michael dissect what makes a smut vs an outright porno and a discussion about surprising interesting characters trying to PLUNGE into each other. Then stay for the second half where the bois get filthy and Michael reveals the 4 CARDINAL POINTS OF GOOD FILTH. Watch Mark surprising break from his murderous attractions only to fall into a another stupid one and find out why Michael can no longer be abducted by aliens. PS: out apologies, we are still working out our new recording set up.

The boys grind the numbers in the Chinese manhua Tales of Gods and Demons. The boys enjoy spiked bubble teas from their favorite haunt, Mark shows off his expertise in Naruto apocrypha, and Michael tries a shot at a Gorillaz cover.

The boys get called to the front lines in their drunken review of Youjo Senki aka Tanya the Evil. Watch as they try to dodge the fat screaming bullets of NAZI OVERTONES and fail and eventually devolve into a disjointed and rambling conversation about ww1 and 2. Mark admits liking a WAR CRIMINAL, Michael turns into a swedish girl.