Girly Mags

Here's a party loot bag of extra segments from the last few episodes, except instead of ring pops and stickers, it's jokes about periods and pubic hair. Enjoy!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage with us through the February 2000 issue of YM! We just slide, glide, slippity-slide in your eardrums (Gross) with our frequent guest Lauren Prussky! We're talking public nudity, sex how-to-ity, and slide down YM's sex poll.

Well, if you got deja vu, you aren't alone! We had to take ANOTHER unexpected break due to a loss in the Girly Mags family and a virulent new strain of COVID. But we're back, baby, and we're gonna hit you one more time with Teen's October 1994 issue. We got your reader write-ins, wedgies, and we dunk on diets. Get your paws on this body-pos episode!

We’re back with a new episode of GRISLY MAGS, covering a ghastly case so bonkers we needed an entire episode to process all of our feelings.

We got our seasonal affective disorder with a little extra pumpkin spice this year, but that won’t stop us from giving you a collection of Too Wild for Podcast segments from our Patreon!

Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments! This Month in Herstory - February 2006 Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-Holder Worst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer Dramarama Quiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?

We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern. This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Unsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love? This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Celebrity Scandals - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love?

We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose. This Month in Herstory - May 1995 Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands red Ask Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STI Why Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells by the Pauly Shore Quiz - Do You Try 2 Hard 2 B Popular?

We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard. Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelor Episode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky) Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamations Wackiest Jobs in the World Is it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling? Follow us on Patreon  for more bonus segments, full magazine scans, early episode access, and we might even call you for a quiz! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - June 2002 Cosmo Confessions: Condom Conundrum Grisly Mags Presents: Murder of a Cosmo Editor Quiz: How Wild is Your Imagination?

Time for some action from the days of tight t-shirts, peasant tops, boot-cut pants and the indie rock renaissance. It’s J-14 August 2004 and Girly Mags is coming at you with some band break-ups, LiLo, and Eminem’s stitches, along with your regular dose of horrifying teen moments and clarifying quizzes.

The hits keep coming with 2021: 2020 Part Two with more reverb. Covid is still keeping us apart, plus we suffered a very close personal loss in the Girly Mags family (Thank you to everyone in the Girly Mags community who reached out). As a result, we weren’t recording for a while, but we could never stay away for long and a new episode is in the works. In the meantime, we got another Patreon episode for your aural pleasure.

Strap on those blades and whiz back to May 1994 with this issue of ‘Teen Magazine. This episode has it all: bikini bullshit, teen dances, mortifying moments, female condoms, nostalgic tunes and, as usual, LAUGHS. Lots of ‘em.

Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!

COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.

Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe. Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Feat. Marta S) Episode 61: YM January 1996: One Night Stand First-Aid Episode 62: Twist March 1999: Calling Jackie, Would You Rather?, Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Podcast, Annoying Guys (Feat. Lauren Prussky) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid. Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell) Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo) Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat) Episode 58 - Teen People August 1998: Celebrity Scandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion! IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - March 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL Quiz - Which Dawson's Creek Character Are You? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS PODCAST CONTENT, ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! XOXO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back for a very special episode of Grisly Mags. We’re bringing you an investigation into a how a pair of teenagers were inspired to commit a brutal murder by the insidious satanic heavy metal of… Silverchair?? Then we bring you the tragic tale of a doctor’s shrapnel casualty, forbidden pornhub category love, and set Marilyn Mansplain up to take a serial killer rap. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - January 1996 Say Anything - Hot doctor visit goes wrong Love 911 - Hot stepsister wants him bad Quiz - What serial killer are you? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! MAKE IT AWESOME AND WE MIGHT READ IT ON THE SHOW! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the return of Lady Mags! We’ve got our hands on a rather steamy issue of Cosmo and joining us for this salacious journey is Marta S (@martamakesdrinks) who gets us drunk on the infamous Sex and the City cocktail of the same name as we discuss hilarious sexual mishaps, the precarious state of the service industry, weird fetishes, and find out who’s a ball buster and let our freak flags fly! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - June 1994 When Sex Goes Hilariously Wrong Irma Kurtz’ Agony Column At Your Service Quiz: Are You A Ball Buster? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, FREE MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! WE LOVE Y’ALL SO MUCH! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.