Expert of Nothing

From deep fried Twinkies to Rochester garbage plates, America is the melting pot of just about anything you can melt in a pot, toss in some hot oil, then smother with some sort of overpowering combo sauce. Instead of assaulting your arteries, we offer the chance to clog your ears with all the best food that will probably kill you. Your gourmonds this month are Matthew Casella, Dorian Gray, Matt Lake, Michael Ridgaway, Ian Salyers, and Allyson Washington.