Meanwhile, At The Skull Base

Well, here we are. The end of the road. Whadya think? Think any of us’ll be as lucky as the Skull Base crew to meet our makers before we die? Well, shit. Now that we’re done, I can say with a smile…I’d do it all again. Took a while to get it out there, but it’s … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #6: Never-Ending Skull Base"

What the huh now? The intrepidly stupid Skull Base crew go back to the present past. Listen on, brave listener, and hear crews past and present bicker and argue, Campbell, Ramble, and Antioch get more evil, and most of season one, episode six again. And who even is the mystery person at the end?! Put … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #5: Crisis on Infinite… Fine, Two Skull Bases"

First Jesus, and now Lincoln?! Well, okay, that’s actually a lot better for a number of very good reasons. Still though. The Skull Base Quantum-Leaps-but-just-through-time again, this…. TIME…. to when President Lincoln met his maker. Will they prevent his assassination? Is that why they’re there? Do they even know who Lincoln is? Isn’t there a … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #4: Most Excellent"

The future. The year 200x. Evidently, it’s made up of asinine teenaged girl people and mostly just bullshit everywhere. See, the Ultimate Smartness done blowed up the world. Not many folk left, and what folk is left, well, they’re pretty vapid and r-word-ed, frankly. I wonder who rules the world now? Probably somebody – or … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #3: Twenty Double X"

Jesus Christ. Sorry about that, man. Overlord Skull Bludgeon takes on the main man’s role after accidentally parking the time jumping Skull Base right on top of Golgotha’s most famous death-by-torture hillock. Doom Cock can’t even handle how that goes. Others are there and they say and do stuff too.  They’re mostly girls though, and … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #2: Golgo’s Thirteen"

Intrepid listener! We’ve been trapped in a bullshit time loop, and we’ve finally escaped to share our exploits with you, as a podcast. We know this now. We know who you are, and are mostly disappointed with how you look. This is the first part, where we fuck around on time and don’t stop anything … Continue reading "Season 3, Episode #1: Diamond Dogs, Part Two"

The season finale is here! Campbell is triumphant; the Ultimate Smartness has come to Earth to spread her Ultimate Loveness while the Skull Base crew races to do…something? about it. A baby is made, a head explodes, and mostly everyone just stands around and argues. Hey, it’s a podcast, what the hell do you want from us?

The gang, having recently reacquired the titular Skull Base from the clutches of Campbell and Antioch Blooddare, have just received an invitation to a party, where they are the guests of honor. And, what the huh? All the super villains from the Dammerung/Cleveland blowing up thing from Season One are there? Don’t those guys hate … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #6: Big American Party"

Dwayne is stuck in an elevator with two members of the documentary crew that was filming the Skull Base for a 77 part expose. They are creeps with the uncanny ability to play clips from past episodes to justify their weird sentences. Get all caught up on half of the Skull Base lore with part … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #5.1 – So, It’s Finally Come to This: A Skull Base Clip Show. Part 2"

When last we left our not-heroes, a battle between not-good and the other guys was about to erupt. But we forgot to give you Campbell’s back story, so we did that instead. Who is Ultimor? What’s that stank in the broom closet? If Guard #2 had the balls to defect, just what in the hell … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #5: The Ultimate Smartness and the Sisqo Kid"

The Skull Base crew head over to local watering hole and all-around useful area The Windup Space to wreak havoc with their masterful karaoke skills. Watch with your ears as they sneak around, make observations about their surroundings, and encounter the evilly flamboyant Antioch Blooddare. It’s our first live episode, Base Heads! Get into it! … Continue reading "Season 2, Minisode #4: MATSB LIVE at the Windup Space!"

This is it, Base Heads! The Skull Base crew finally gets their shit together to take back, well, the Skull Base. Honey and Dwayne find time to awkwardly talk about their estrangement, XSV-15 tests Chad Bingo’s patience with murder, while Doom Cock and Overlord Skull Bludgeon get ready to reclaim their former super villainous glory. And … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #4: Heels Over Heads"

Dwayne is stuck in an elevator with two members of the documentary crew that was filming the Skull Base for a 77 part expose. They are creeps with the uncanny ability to play clips from past episodes to justify their weird sentences. Get all caught up on half of the Skull Base lore with part … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #3.1: So, it’s finally come to this: A Skull Base clip show. Part 1"

Just how and why in the hell is Antioch Blooddare alive, huh?! Who the hell knows! Wait, maybe the narrator knows. He’s omnipotent, right? Let’s all listen to what he has to say… Oh, also Doom Cock’s intervention happens. Feelings are felt. It’s the kind of uplifting, spiritual high drama you expect from an episode … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #3 – Vermillion"

The next thrilling chapter of Hollywood Kerfluffle continues. Will IAMNINJA accept the hit on Stereo Tyler, even when it comes from Stereotype himself? Will Adrian Zmed convince IAMNINJA that Grease 2 was superior to the original? Why would you even ask that?

What has happened to the Skull Base? As everyone’s lives are pretty much garbage now, Dr. Melfa and Honey Killworthy reconnect to bring the team back together to solve this mystery. Meanwhile, X and Dwayne attend a dreaded high school drinking party, which obviously ends in violence. We are here to entertain you, after all. … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #2 – Revenge of the N.E.R.D."

Mr. Tyler has it all. A smash hit television show. A car. A human face and body that is totally not rubber and latex concealing a particularly racist automaton’s metal husk. And yet…is he happy? The answer will be at the end of the episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing.

Last season saw the fall of the Skull Base. Will we see our not-at-all-heroes reborn in its ashes? Who is left, and what will be entertaining about them? See where the chips fell in the fallout of Cleveland, and also where XSV-15 eats her school lunches. Everything old is slightly different again in season two … Continue reading "Season 2, Episode #1 – Fooly Denouement"

This is it, Base Heads: The season finale of Meanwhile, at the Skull Base! The POTUS enters the fray as Antioch Bloodare’s wicked scheme comes together. Incidentally, The Base crew also comes together to rally against Motownphilly and the forces of DIPSET using their own secret weapons: The Ancient Rooster Deity Xoruz and Fresh Prince … Continue reading "Episode 6: Ballad for Fallen Skull Bases"

A new segment approaches! Here’s our first episode of Talking Base, or is it Covering the Bases? Who cares. Anyway, we let the mic run after our last session and this is what it picked up. Get a clue on how Skull Base came together, what you need to do to be the next Dr. … Continue reading "Episode 5.1: Talking Base"