Half Hour Rap Song

James and Brendan return to the world of podcast swaggin. In this episode they discuss new technologies and new methods for enviornmentally sound balling. Its all about sustainability and swagged out keen sandals. Its about wine in a box, elastic waist pants and taking your dog to work. Old white people nor cal sustainable swag is the new way to be and the boys are way ahead of the curve. 

James And Brendan return to the world of podcasting after a lengthy absence to raise awareness about the ongoing weedolution. The president of Kush Cakery and purveyor of the strongest weed infused edibles available in California is our very special guest. Together we learn about how despite what we were told by the drug awareness dog back in school, weed is actually the answer to all of the worlds problems. There was also some dabbing going on, which may account for the slightly more incoherent nature of the broadcast. Never the less, owls can't even stop us. Dab LIfe. 

James and Brendan mostly talk about the world cup and how the concept of a tie game is distinctly Un-American. 

This week James and Brendan welcome their very first guest! Down Swayze comes from the world of branded content and the use of internet me mes to create corporate synergy. Its hard times for big corporate America in the Internet age, and they need them virals. Down Swayze talks us through how he sucessfully cultivates the platform buzz mega viral shit. Also the internet memes and me me's, viral social shit, talking babies. Its a dirty game, but somebody has got to play it. Try to pay attention and you just might win the Argggg, or maybe even maximize your organic reach! 

James and Brendan talk about a variety of conspiracy theories. Eventually it all comes back to Al Gore and his invention of the internet. 

After missing a week due to a swag deficit brought on by Brendans back problems, Half Hour Rap song bounces back in spite of the spoiled DIet Coke merger with an episode dedicated to the dark prince of Swag himself Swagamemnon. Lots of other things are discussed...but basically...swagamemnon...thats what we on. Enjoy

Diet Coke officially invites you to "stay extrordinary" and to "love it heavy" with our newest corporate aquisition, "The Half Hour Rap Song" show. James and Brendan both have incredible taste, but neither of them need the extra calories to weigh them down... Just like Diet Coke! Enjoy this sneak peak into the lives of our favorite hosts shortly before they became podcasts first Billionaires! You're going to love what we've got in store for you! Just like people love the delicious, crisp taste of Diet Coke... just for the taste of it. It's the same great taste you love, in a brand new look. Diet Coke.

James and Brendan discuss the real world value of "Spiritual Currency". James tells an incredible story about doing secret Hallucinogens with various celebrities in a secret location. Although he lies about going to North Carolina in order to keep the Ayahuasca site a true secret, Brendan interrupts as usual and wont stop talking about Cole Slaw. Later on in the rap song, Brendan finds extreme dificulty rhyming anything with Ayahuasca. Eventually he results to refferencing a book he read as a child based on the story of Hiyawatha. With the offensively referenced "indian book" serving as the perfect counterpart for the hook, James delivers his best verse yet. The rap game is over, James Kirkland just shut the whole thing down. Enjoy. 

James and Brendan talk about what will happen to the world when the self aware spiritual machines find ways to get high. James also tells a story about being lost in japan on hella cake pops....Shouts to Kush Cake Pops! 

In this episode James and Brendan discuss all the ways in which the internet stays hating on them. There is much complaining about having to log in everywhere and change many passwords. There is also an interesting discussion on the concept of fake facebook friends. They ponder whether or not automated social media bots have a sense of self, if they would pass the Voight-Kampf test, and whether or not we have reached singularity...or were just really high.....then they make a rap song. Its kinda good. 

James and Brendan will engage in a spirited conversation touching on a range of intresting topics.  Afterwhich, they must write and record a rap song concerning said ramblings. Perferably in a half hour or less.  First we hit the bong, then we make the song.  We out.