Beauty And Da Beast Podcast W/ Joey Diaz And Felicia Michaels

Hooray! Comic extraordinaire Ritch Shydner joins us! Uncle Joey's Party Tip #1: Never do coke with a guy wearing a wig, C*cksuckas!!!

First off, our hearts go out to our east coast listeners! Second thing, thanks to all our listeners for nominating us for a podcast award! Thirdly - stop making fun of Carney workers, it's really starting to hurt Joey's feelings. www.podcastawards.com Voting is open!

Some people think the TSA stands for the Transportation Security Administration, others like Ari Shaffir, think it stands for Thousands Standing Around. As always we think he makes a pretty dang good point!

Wanna know what it's like to leave the seminary, look celibacy in the eye, tell it to go screw itself, then do an open mic? Take a listen to the always funny Edwin San Juan!!! 

Eureka - Everything you wanted to know about vapor technologies...

George Perez stops by the studio to chat about the struggles and triumph of getting off parole.

Our guest this week is none other than Head Writer and Executive Producer of Comedy Central's The Burn... Mr. Chris McGuire!!! 

From HBO.com's "Enjoy It" Mr. Brody Stevens.

Hooray, it's our first remote! We visit the office of Joey's accupuncturist, Dr. Amy and discuss how her little army of pricks helped Madflavor.

Bert "The Machine" Kreischer stops by the studio and reminds of us the first rule of comedy - what ever works, WORKS!!! 

Beware of the man selling the rug, and if he offers you a cup of tea - RUN! With special guest Maz Jobrani!!!

I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine! And other lines one mumbles to a flight attendant on a plane after eating an edible. Ari Shaffir IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

Fellow podcaster and hilarious broad, Christina Pazsitzky joins us as we ponder such thoughts as, is a vagina really just an upside down pyramid scheme?

Actor Steven Bauer joins us to discuss all things SCARFACE! It's our 100th episode BITCHES!!!

MadFlavor: Close your eyes, what do you hear grasshopper? Lil' Esther: I hear a drunk in the corner, and the other comics in the back waiting to go on. MadFlavor: Do you hear your own hearbeat? Esther: No. MadFlavor: Do you hear the laughter which is at your feet?Esther: Madflavor, how is it that you hear these things?MadFlavor: Cuz' I've been doing it long enough C*CKSUCKER!!! Hooray! Comic and all around sweet girl, Lil' Esther joins us for a roundtable discussion about loving your life as a stand up comic.

Look I'll play a phone booth, if you promise to call. There's only one man we know of, who's appeared on the Tonight Show 60 times and was Sinatra's opening act for well over a decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Dreesen. Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

Boxing trainer Macka Foley joins us to talk about his favorite client James Franco, jobs you can find in the back of a flower shop and all things shady. Brought to you by www.AudiblePodcast.com/badb and www.BallCancerSucks.com

How am I going to be Charles Bronson when I gotta change diapers!?! We are joined by Terri Diaz, Joey's lady love.. It's a very special 4th of July episode B*TCHES!!! Brought to you by Audible.com and BallCancerSucks.com

Comedian Josh Wolf from Chelsea Lately, waxes poetic with us over wounded stingrays, peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches, and the woman who loved to take pictures of her one horny broken eye. Psst...sometimes life loves to take little Joey Diaz for a ride!

Looking for words of wisdom? Uncle Joey says, "You have to spread those legs to get some dick!" Honestly, I have no idea who that woman is climbing the fence and screaming, "JOS ANTONIO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING!" We're kicking it old school this week c*cksuckers!