Fast Karate For The Gentleman

I understand with the utmost certainty that is is impossible to understand... that's because it's an ARG! Why not join in with our Discord community (though it might just end up being Nick) to try and solve it? If people are able to get ~80% we'll donate $100 on the spot! b('.')b But be careful... there's some tricky Yokai Factz in there, sprinkled with Friends From The Internet lore that might trip you up!! Suggest games and learn more about streamtober/bd4pp here, and donate at bd4pp.com! Also I got no idea what's going on with this podcast feed. Adult life I guess?Sorry if you saw this podcast update and got excited for a new episode of fast karate. :( You understand.

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: Clearly The Most Boring Form Of Train Hey it's Been A Year Since We Did A Podcast?? What? No Way?? Then what am I wasting time for making this post! Also, hey! Don't forget bd4pp2018 is happening! We need you to suggest games, offer up fake anime titles for the LIVE DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE, and donate to our causes, if you can! Music Selection: I FEEL LIKE PUTTIN FINGERS IN UR MOUTH (BUT NOW HOW U THINK) This show is about: N-nani!? gabba gabba GET IT

Hey, remember when I wrote a book! Well JON BRESCIA DOES and he's resurrecting the long-defunct Fast Karate Book Club just to stroke my ego for an hour or so! Also, remember that our 24 HOUR LIVE STREAM FOR CHARITY IS COMING UP THIS WEEKEND ON NOVEMBER 10th AT BOSSDOORS.TV Oh right, and I guess I should point out you can buy the book here! That's what author's do, right? Go back in after they've posted the episode and edit the post to contain the link to the thing they spent 5 years of their life on? I don't know. Oim Just A Gnoooooooome~ gabba gabba GET IT

No one will understand this and I was gonna put links but it's funnier if i don't?

2017 was a HUGE year for video games, so we've got a HUGE podcast counting down our Top 5 Games of 2017, featuring Dave and Graziella from Friends from the Internet, Dustin Bailey, formerly of This Week in Games, and Heidi Kemps currently of This Week in Games!

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: The Ultimate Anti-Rohan Weapon Well it took me two weeks to edit this for but it's finally time to bring Diamond is Unbreakable to a close the only way we know how, by talking blithely about Wolfenstein, Our International Trauma, Steppin' In Poop (or the lack thereof???), and, of course, The Japanese idea of a hip-hop robot, featuring twitter questions from LISTENERS LIKE YOU! Music Selection: RETALIATION TECHNIQUE. This show is about: Welp, that's just how it be sometimes.

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: Hey Baby Check Out My Lasagna. Behold, JoJo, the invincible power of my stand: Ignition (REMIX). Music Selection: The only game you know is Do or [Shit Down A Pipe To Fertilize Your Marigold Garden] This show is about: Have the lessons of Dragon Ball taught us NOTHING???

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: Gary Busy as Man In Tasseled Jacket You know what's a good show? Vampire Hunter D. (consider the 20+ minutes of boring (and hypocritical??) final fantasy 14 talk your penance for deep dives on vampire hunter d horse lore to come) Music Selection: dont let em spook ya :o This show is about:

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: People Getting Completely Fucked Up By Bears Wow! Time sure flies when it's been over a month and a half and still no podcasts. But you know how we living in that Extremely Slow Anime Life. And boy do we got a pod for you! But if you wanna know our precious opinions on Yak Milk, Public Transportation, River City Ransom References, and that sweet, sweet Josuke's Bizarre Adventure you gotta finish your Outlaw Star vegetables first--in so much as Outlaw Star can be considered nutritious, which it cannot.  And I'm not even gonna bother apologizing for whatever robot shit happens with Joel's audio IT'S BEEN NEARLY 12 YEARS YOU KNOW WHERE WE AT. FUCK THE BUSSSSSSSS. (^ that one's free) Music Selection: BREAKDOWN. LAW SUIT. This show is about: KOICHI, NO.

 Friends from the Internet Dave Riley and Graziella Mattie join Zac to stare longingly into the void with Nier: Automata. PLUS: Persona 5 and our most anticipated games from E3!

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: Gotta Keep That Pelvic Floor Good In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure forces us to respect the  technique. Music Selection: I DON'T WANNA WAIT (for Dave's router to reboot, I have to end the recording now before Audacity crashes) This show is about:   GET OUT OF HERE NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU TO BE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET ME KILLED

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: Go And Get It, Koichi. In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure forces us to consider our ethics (JUST ROB THE BANK OKUYASU),  question the depths of our humanity (MAKE IT HAPPEN KOCHER), broaden our compassion (SHIGECHIIIUUIIIUUIIIUIIII ;_:), and examine our ability to take repeated&alternating damaging/healing punches to (and/or explode) our balls  Music Selection: I know, I can't affoooooorrrd the stand. This show is about: The Triumph of the Thirst

Evan and David sit down to rattle off their favorite anime, manga, and games of 2016, but this time they've got some help from two fellow podcasters: Dave Riley and Joel White from Dave & Joel's Fast Karate for the Gentleman! Tackling anime first, then manga, then games, the four hosts cover everything from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Overwatch as they celebrate a year of some pretty good nerd stuff. Topics include: log leg envy, weighted bra straps, and midnight kara-age. Slight spoiler warnings for Erased, JoJo's, and And Yet the Town Moves. Thanks to Evan and Dave for having us on!

Zac, Dave and Graz from Fast Karate for the Gentlemen and our own Dustin Bailey run down the best games they played in 2016, the Nintendo Switch and 2017's biggest games! The Last Guardian, Overwatch, Final Fantasy XV and much more!

In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure takes an extreme turn into HUGEEEEUGHHBLEGGHHEUEGHHHGGUERRRRRR

Gary and Kole from [the way, way more popular than us] Bonfireside Chat had me on to talk about the Dark Souls 3 DLC, and it was so rad that we had to talk about it for 4+ hours! The podcast was. I mean. The DLC was kind of whatever for a lot of it. As described below! "Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dave Riley talk about the remainder of the Ashes of Ariandel DLC."

Gary and Kole from [the way, way more popular than us] Bonfireside Chat had me on to talk about the Dark Souls 3 DLC, and it was so rad that we had to talk about it for 4+ hours! The podcast was. I mean. The DLC was kind of whatever for a lot of it. As described below! "Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dave Riley talk about the Ashes of Ariandel DLC for Dark Souls III, and we cover everything up through the Depths of the Painting."

An anime that bears no explanation. From the desperate challenge of Gerald Rathkolb, comes our SAME ROOM PODCAST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG (THAT I RECORDED ON MY PHONE SO IT SOUND SO'S CRAPPY), FEATURING Ai City.

It's time for our yearly 24 (25?!?!) hour charity video game stream over at bossdoors.tv! You can donate at bit.ly/bd4pp2016, suggest at bit.ly/bd4ppcalendar, and generally find more information over at daveandjoel.com or friendsfromtheinternet.com. See you then!

It's been a long time, but if you think about it, this 90+ minute podcast represents fully 2-3x the amount of jaw-jabbering you normally get, so if you tabulate it out that way it's like we're barely missing any podcasts at all! And holy criminy, what a podcast indeed! In the world of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided there's way more to do than punch people and we talk about all of it! And I mean all of it. You've got your Dialogue Boss Battles you got your Hacking Computer Minigames you got your Climbing Through Conspiciously Available/Large Ventilation Ducts you got your Hey, Does This Game Actually Have A Story? I Mean Like, In The Traditional Sense and you know you got your Inappropriate Corporate Meddling From Our Japanese Game Company Share Holders. What a rush! And I haven't even talked about the punching people yet! Oh wait, that was the first thing I talked about!? Anyway, it's a podcast!