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For this week’s episode, we watched the John Carpenter directed 1988 cult classic, They Live.  Starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Keith David. This movie spawned multiple parodies, is referenced in the “OBEY” posters created by artist Shepard Fairey, and contains the greatest line ever committed to cellulose: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and […]

For this week’s episode, we watched the John Carpenter directed 1988 cult classic, They Live.  Starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Keith David. This movie spawned multiple parodies, is referenced in the “OBEY” posters created by artist Shepard Fairey, and contains the greatest line ever committed to cellulose: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and […]

Green Light Red Light returns with an exciting cross-over event!  The crew from 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Goblin got together to talk about the 2000 movie, Dungeons & Dragons, starring the underutilized Jeremy Irons, the uninspiring Justin Whalin, and the miscast Marlon Wayans.  The full movie is available on YouTube, or you can […]

Green Light Red Light returns with an exciting cross-over event!  The crew from 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Goblin got together to talk about the 2000 movie, Dungeons & Dragons, starring the underutilized Jeremy Irons, the uninspiring Justin Whalin, and the miscast Marlon Wayans.  The full movie is available on YouTube, or you can […]

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you gave David Lynch a large budget and asked him to direct a Sci-Fi epic co-starring a mostly naked Sting, wonder no longer!  In 1984, Lynch directed Dune, a movie that took over a decade, and several aborted attempts, to produce.  Based on the classic Frank Herbert […]

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you gave David Lynch a large budget and asked him to direct a Sci-Fi epic co-starring a mostly naked Sting, wonder no longer!  In 1984, Lynch directed Dune, a movie that took over a decade, and several aborted attempts, to produce.  Based on the classic Frank Herbert […]

If you’ve ever wanted to watch a movie starring Bruce Springsteen’s younger sister as a girl who used to be a boy, then strap in, because we watched Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers!  A sequel to the 1981 horror / transphobia film Sleepaway Camp, 1989’s Sleepaway Camp IIstars Pamela Springsteen as the “reformed” slasher from […]

If you’ve ever wanted to watch a movie starring Bruce Springsteen’s younger sister as a girl who used to be a boy, then strap in, because we watched Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers!  A sequel to the 1981 horror / transphobia film Sleepaway Camp, 1989’s Sleepaway Camp II stars Pamela Springsteen as the “reformed” slasher […]

It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one point or another: What if Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings, decided to do an acid head version of The Muppet Show as a movie?  Well, it turns out the answer was waiting for us all along in the form of 1989’s Meet the […]

It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one point or another: What if Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings, decided to do an acid head version of The Muppet Show as a movie?  Well, it turns out the answer was waiting for us all along in the form of 1989’s Meet the […]

After the disappointment of S. Darko, we couldn’t have been more pleased with the awesome spectacle of 1970’s Italian film making that is Starcrash.  Caroline Munro as Stella Star jiggles her way through 94 minutes of pure camp, complimented by the immensely talented Christopher Plummer, and a pre-Knight Rider David Hasselhoff.  Made a scant 18 […]

After the disappointment of S. Darko, we couldn’t have been more pleased with the awesome spectacle of 1970’s Italian film making that is Starcrash.  Caroline Munro as Stella Star jiggles her way through 94 minutes of pure camp, complimented by the immensely talented Christopher Plummer, and a pre-Knight Rider David Hasselhoff.  Made a scant 18 […]

S. Darko or “If only Mike Ditka was driving the bus…” If you liked 2001’s Donnie Darko, be prepared to hate the direct to DVD sequel S. Darko!  Set years after the events of Donnie Darko, S. Darko follows Donnie’s unicorn loving little sister, Samantha, as she sort of indie rock girls her way across […]

Well, it only took us 3 movies to find one that was an absolute stinker.  S. Darko is the sequel to the much better 2001 movie, Donnie Darko, and follows Donnie’s younger sister Samantha.  Aside from one producer and the titular lead Daveigh Chase, no one who worked on the first movie worked on this […]

The original pilot to Green Light, Red Light, we decided to release this second, because Hausu was such a ridiculous bit of nonsense, but we couldn’t not release it after what we put Eric through. For episode 2, we tackle the 1988 Nicolas Cage movie Vampire’s Kiss.  If you ever wondered where the creepy Nic […]

For episode 2, we tackle the 1988 Nicolas Cage movie Vampire’s Kiss.  By this point, Nic Cage had already starred in films like Moonstruck and Raising Arizona, so we knew he was capable of something good, but things take a sharp turn to the absurd in this movie that launched a thousand memes.  Seriously, that […]

Welcome to the first full episode of Green Light, Red Light!  This week’s movie is House or Hausu, a 1977 Japanese “horror” movie that follows 7 girls as they try to survive the night in a haunted house intent on eating them.  That’s the easy description, though the movie defies almost any attempt to classify […]

Welcome to the first minisode for Green Light, Red Light!  In this episode, we’ll introduce ourselves, tell you a little about how the show is going to work, and preview our first movie, the 1977 Japanese “horror” film House. If you want to watch the film before you listen to the main episode, it’s available […]