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A new car was definitely not written in my plans just now, but look in our garage...there one sits. Expensive? Yes. About as much as most of one retirement year will probably cost. Of course, you never can tell. My life hasn't usually run according to plan. On the whole, it's been a little like buying a box of chocolates, and eating the first goodie, and finding another layer under the one on top. Of course sometimes the second layer turns out to have 6 legs, and scurries away as soon as light hits it. I wonder what kind of "Second Layer" will this car turn out to be. Give a listen to this podcast please. That would represent a bit of that second layer...picking up your ear...here.

All my "Little income tax write-offs,"played baseball. And not just the guys either,. My pretty, talented daughter not only played baseball very well, she did something her brothers and I backed away from. She took a jump off a 40 foot New England cliff and calmly went for a swim...every Summer. It was a very emphatic answer to a very clear gender question. Give a listen. It'll clear up any questions instantly.

You're too busy for your life. You need to take part in this podcast which gives you...DON'DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO DAY, DO WAHA, DO WAH. Don't want to do your diet today, don't make up your usual excuse..."I've been dieting too long...if I lose any more weight, I may disappear." Just tell somebody giving you a hard time that it's your "Don't do what you don't want to do day." Listen to this podcast and you'll understand. And...you will lead a happier life.

She screams at me just because one or two wheels come off the ground when I turn around a corner. She yells "WATCH OUT" if I so much as bump into a sidewalk to avoid a red light. One wrong turn getting off a highway, just because it's an on ramp, you wouldn't believe the language. When I swerve back onto the road, as a safety measure, nothing but criticism. She's so nice other times, but it's getting so as this podcast admits that I really hate driving when she's in the car, with me.

SHAZAM! is the word that turned an ordinary kid by the name Billy Batson into Capt. Marvel! A genuine MAGIC WORD. SHAZAM! is a combination of magic words that you'll hear in this Podcast. But you'll hear an even more powerful magic word "Bespake unto me" by my Lady Wonder Wench.

I think if you listen carefully enough you'll hear a strange rooting around sound. And you may feel something new under your feet.. if you believe hard enough, this podcast claims you'll "see" lots of lively flowers getting ready to SPRING out of the earth, making things super pretty.

Lovely ladies make certain sounds. They're different from the sounds that guys make. Although when those ladies are lovely, the sounds that guys make tend to be not only different, but...loud. Give a listen to, this podcast, and I think you'll understand what I mean right away.

This podcast is full of good questions. See if you can answer... ANY.

Hey Guys...DO NOT FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY. And Ladies, have you prepared a Valentine's Day Soft Surprise? I hope so. Story is the first Valentine was given by a priest named "Valentine". He was jailed for some reason, and fell in love with his jailer's daughter. He left her a simple note. He said, "I love you", (signed) "Your Valentine." And this podcast tells you what happened after. Give a listen. And give a Valentine's Day present of some kind.

February only has 28 (or 29) days, Don't cheat it out of one of it's letters...one of the Rs. It's FebRuary...not FebUary. Hey, would you go for some BUSKIES. Of course not. Listen to this podcast and you may never again make this godawful mistake again.

American men have lost 50% of their testosterone since 1981. That could go a long way toward explaining the current pilot shortage...and maybe a problem in your life. Give a listen to this podcast. You can never tell.

I got my Flue shot the other day. Fascinating experience. They drain your blood, and replace it with a weakened shot of the flue, the reason for which doesn't make sense to me, but if it keeps me from getting that stuff again...all hail Flue Goo. Give a listen to this podcast and see if it makes any sense to you.

Everyone I meet these days is disgruntled and argumentative. Democrat/Republican/Independent/ Climate change believer and non believer. Pro Palestine believer vs Pro Israel. So if you want to stand out and be different, re-Gruntle your self. This podcast has some ways you can do that. Please give it a listen. PLEASE!

It's a lesson in how good we have it here, that those people will go through so much to live here. But the "Sanctuary Cities" can only do so much. This podcast is my idea for an actually workable solution. Please let me know what you think. And if you think this solution would work, please let your favorite politician know.

If you listen carefully enough to this podcast, you'll hear the voice of someone who's...gone. Try it. It's free.

The power of Christmas, for me, is in the Magic of Memories. Like the ones in this podcast. Merry Christmas!

The Partridges in the pear trees Went...TOOI FAR! W A YYYyyy too far.

"Christmas is how a room feels when all the gifts are open, but you're the only person left in the room." That's how a very young Christmas fan described it to me. And I think you were absolutely right Al.

It’s time for ho, ho, ho-ing. This podcast has the funniest Christmas story…ever…plus one story that’s almost spooky. And isn’t that how Christmas has always been? Give a little listen please. No matter how you feel right now, this podcast will make you feel…a little better..

That's Life...I guess. I didn't expect my body to attack me...so soon. I had no idea I'd get so old so soon. And you won't either, But there are lots of good things about that too. One of those things is "Been there & done that." In some ways there were lots of laughs involved...and of course there were some things that weren't laughing matters...in fact there were some significant tears. BUT...they were all spent with "My Lady Wonder Wench." And that made the tough times kinda bearable. All in all...my life has been good...so far. Please don't screw it up now.