This Will Never Air

Mike, our omniscient narrator, weaves a thread with fourth wall breaker Andrew Crusoe, luminiferous æther inspector Nick Ward, and his faithful hound Mr. Darcy. They stick to their evergreen motto ABH, Always Be Helping, as they discuss criticism, filmmaking and writing, Transformers, and Cards Against Humanity. Gallileo Satellite Failure Audacity TWNA #10 Almost A Joke Editing Five paragraph essay Varieties of criticism Ontology-based Opinion Mining Spinal Tap: These Go To Eleven Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace Problematic Podracer Avengers: Age of Ultron The Transformers: The Movie (1986) Transformers Prime Beast Wars: Transformers Misconceptions and urban legends about Transformers: Takara vs. Hasbro toy quality Unicron Transformers Collectors Site Foley Moog Gak How to Form an Opinion Star Trek Into Darkness Filmmaking Suspension of disbelief Many-worlds interpretation Believing In the Nonexistent: An Introduction to Fictional Realism CGP Grey Conciseness Ihnatko Almanac 67: God Is Great, Markdow