Plus One To Hijinks: A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

It's the creepy space baby turned Starman versus the impossibly stupid but incredibly lucky Jack Burton this week on The Carpenterbowl as Starman goes up against Big Trouble In Little China!

It's clobbering time this week as the party descends deeper into the darkness in search of Alfie, the blacksmith's lost brother. Can they find who they seek? Or is their quest at the end of its rope? Listen in to find out! Fulgrim is fully vindicated; Hunter can dispel any magic; Ion takes responsibility; and everyone gets Wayne Brady'd. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

Round two of The Carpenterbowl kicks off this week as the grandfather of all slasher horror Halloween goes up against one of Carpenters most underrated and engaging films, The Mouth of Madness. Which film will emerge triumphant and move on to the final round? Listen in to find out! Show notes: Bloody Disgusting - Restrospective: John Carpenter's Overlooked Cosmic Apocalypse Picture 'In the Mouth of Madness'Turns 25

Not content with their shenanigans in Bargewright Inn so far, this week the party does what they do best, try desperately to speak to people in a calm, normal fashion. Can they have just one goddamn conversation where they don't come across as complete sociopaths for once? Please? Listen in to find out! Also on this week's episode: Fulgrim buys in bulk; Hunter huffs laundry; Alton is sorry for everyone; and Ion borrows the baby bjorn. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

The party sails away as they continue their investigations into the secret auction. But are they forging a path to a new horizon? Or are they starting to circle the drain? Listen in to find out! Also on this week's episode: Hunter stalks his prey; Alton asks for help; Ion grossly misuses his powers; and Fulgrim becomes the riddle master. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

We dive in deep this week and ask ourselves two critical questions, how do you know you're watching a John Carpenter movie and is John Carpenter a good director? Also we outline our plans for Round Two of the Carpenterbowl. Programming note: DM Tom says at one point that "Paul Anderson" is an example of an auteur director. He meant to say Wes Anderson. Paul Anderson made the Resident Evil movie. Wes Anderson made The Royal Tenenbaums. You can see how he'd get those mixed up.

All hell breaks lose this week as the party fails once again to try and stick to their plan and handle things quietly. Can they overcome Degeneration Hex, the latest in a long line of groups that want to kill them mere moments after they meet them? Or will their hopes for success be pinned once and for all? Listen to find out! Also on this week's episode: Fulgrim turns heel; Hunter is big in Japan; Ion comes in off the top rope; and Alton commits fashion violence. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

The game is afoot! And the party is well and truly over their heads as they are forced to investigate using their minds and not their weapons or psychic death powers. Can they discover the meaning of their clue to the secret auction? Or will they spend their final days wandering in search of answers? Tune in to find out! Alton commits fashion vandalism; Hunter goes on the prowl; Fulgrim roles dem bones; and Ion gives a sterling performance. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled wasn't convincing you that he wasn't real, it was convincing you that Escape from LA is worth watching.  Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

With their deal with a devil made, the party sets out for the auction. But will they be able to overcome their true nemesis, riddles? Tune in to find out. Also on this week's episode: Ion never skips chest day; Hunter broods; Fulgrim's habit is getting worse; and Alton's past mistakes come back around. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

Ole, motherf**ker.  (Seriously that's the best we could come up from this round)

Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

The party makes their final preparations before departing for the Bargewright Inn where they hope to secure the arcane orb of destruction before it can do any harm. But a last minute arrival at Deephearth threatens to throw their plans into chaos. Will they be able to overcome this new obstacle? Listen in to find out! Ion does science; Alton has science done to him; Fulgrim has things on lock; and Hunter makes a deal with a devil. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

Take a piece of advice from old Jack Burton on this dark and stormy night, you should listen to this week's Carpenterbowl.  

This week on the Carpenterbowl, two very different movies about alien visitors face off in what proves to be the most one sided battle yet. Will upsettingly plastic faced Jeff Bridges as Starman be able to defeat a dozen ominous, tween colonizers? Listen in to find out! Also quick programming note, we discovered after recording that Eric's mic was off the entire time while recording! We did our best to amplify him but his commentary is a little quiet still. Sorry about that! Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

It's all about the tactics and strategies on this week's episode as the party convenes their war council to plan adjustments to their defenses, possible avenues of attack, and how to get LSD into every single household they can.  Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

It's a short and sweet episode this week as the Hijinkscrew goes over the new tricks and abilities that they've picked up now that everyone is level 13!  Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

The party takes a moment to rest and reflect while they wait for Kel's informant to provide the location of their next mission. But is this the calm before the storm? Or did we already use that line in a previous adventure arc's title? Wouldn't be the first time we've recycled a bad joke! Also on this week's episode: Alton plans for the future; Ion receives a surprise visitor; Fulgrim makes a proposal; and Hunter preaches that good, good word. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com! 

2018 huh? That was a heck of a year. Sort of made it hard to find the funny. But we dug deep into the archives and found...well we found something ok? So please enjoy the "best" of table talk for 2018, now eleven days into 2019. Track List: 1. Alan Rickman Ghosted Me 2. Jesus Talk 3. Michael Jordan Is Good At Basketball 4. Press Secretary Shaggy 5. The Parrot Will See You Know 6. Farming Is Fun 7. Tom Will Fight Train 8. "And Then She Bought A Samarui Sword..." 9. Everyone Hates Creed

The party limps back to Deephearth to tend to their wounds on this weeks episode. With Harold Greyspear now in control of three elemental artifacts, can they find a way to locate and obtain the fourth before it's too late? Or will a shocking revalation stop them in their tracks before they even have a chance to begin? Listen in to find out! Also on this week's episode: Ion charisma's some faces off; Hunter seriously leans into this Ilmater thing; and everyone dunks on Alton. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com!