Nine Steps Down

In which Ermie discovers that ice cubes are hot and then gets invited to a Halloween party.

In which Ermie counts to ten and tells nine lies.

In which Ermie inhabits someone’s body and gets whipped as punishment.

In which Ermie gets a new necklace and then lies about Coco.

In which Ermie kisses a ball jointed doll and thus attains Gnosis.

In which Ermie makes a confession, and then gets paralyzed as punishment.

In which Ermie finds out Coco’s real name and wrestles with her.

In which a mythical house pet scares Ermie to death and she loses her voice.

In which Ermie gets fired and then speaks with Alice.

In which Ermie gets drunk and shares an embarrassing secret.

In which Ermie rudely crashes a dress-up party, almost gets her lips sewn up, and then receives a present.

In which Ermie loses a few pounds while waiting for enlightenment.

In which Ermie gets burned by a candle, and then dreams about monsters.

In which Ermie has an out-of-body experience, and then discovers something about herself.

In which Ermie insults Kim, and then meets the Dungeon Master.

In which Ermie blacks out, and then receives a phone call from London.

In which Ermie almost gets abducted, and then plays with a wildcat.

In which Ermie humiliates her new boss, and then gets rewarded.

In which Ermie receives a two billion dollar binder, and then is asked to take off her bra in public.

In which Ermie is berated for accepting a job offer and makes an enemy.